My wife returned from an antiquing trip with what’s assumed to be a medical teaching tool. The hand is smaller than mine, and I really had to work to hold it with this tenderness.
I unearthed this Squidward Burger King watch from my childhood jewelry box with zero plans for it. I had hoped to replace the battery, but alas: even my tiniest screwdriver is not tiny enough for these tiny-ass screws. I love that the timepiece spins, though.
Fancy Spaghetti-O’s (aka Roasted Red Pepper Soup w/ Garlic Confit). I love making a stick-to-your-stomach-lining soup.
Tell me why the groomer gave our dog’s butt and blowout?? She’s wearing damn pantaloons.
Chickpea after sticking her entire head down a recently emptied container of cottage cheese. She was ignorant and elated.
Holiday baking yield: white chocolate gingerbread truffles. I used a coffee bean grinder and gingersnaps to create the guts. Getting these out of the molds was an absolute bitch.
My wife after having too many special gummies. “It’s giving me the business.” It did indeed.
A very old, very tarnished charm bracelet I found in my childhood jewelry box. I’ve gotten into recycling busted jewelry into cute necklaces. I’m planning on making a necklace for my Valentine’s Day outfit (which also needs some fixing).
Hilarious but NOT life advice you should take!!!
Ooga
A mock-up of a very silly shirt from Eyes of the Gyre that I can’t wait to own.
An ornament of Chickpea that my friend Taryn made!! I love her little eyebrows! ♥
